i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.